The true story

The true story

+15°C / 59°F
This is as warm as it gets in Sweden, so we'll start here. People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves. The Swedes are out in the sun,getting a tan.

+10°C / 50°F
The French are trying in vain to start their central heating. The Swedes plant flowers in their gardens.

+5°C / 41°F
Italian cars won't start. The Swedes are cruising in cabriolets.

0°C / 32°F
Distilled water freezes. The water in Mälaren gets a little thicker.

-5°C / 23°F
People in California almost freeze to death. The Swedes have their Final barbecue before winter.

-10°C / 14°F
The Brits start the heat in their houses. The Swedes start using long sleeves.

-20°C / -4°F
The Aussies flee from Mallorca. The Swedes end their Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here.

-30°C / -22°F
People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth..The Swedes start drying their laundry indoors.

-40°C / -40°F
Paris start cracking in the cold. The Swedes stand in line at the hotdog stands.

-50°C / -58°F
Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole. The Swedish army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.

-70°C / -94°F
The false Santa moves south. The Swedish army goes out on winter survival training.

-183°C / -297.4°F
Microbes in food don't survive. The Swedish cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold.

-273°C / -459.4°F
All atom-based movent halts. The Swedes start saying «Fuck, it's cold outside today.»

-300°C / -508°F
Hell freezes over, Sweden wins the Eurovision Song Contest

Postat av: Sylvia


Postat av: Ester

Hahaha! :-D

2010-02-21 @ 11:41:54

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