A 75 year old man went to his doctor to get a sperm count.The doctor gave the man a jar and said: "Take this jar home and bring me back a semen sample tomorrow".
The next day, the old geezer returned to the doctor´s office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened, and the man explained: "Well, doc, it´s like this....first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing.
She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing. We even called up Arlene, the lady next door, and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she and she even tried squeez´n it between her knees, but still nothing"
The doctor was shocked : "You asked your neighbor!"
The old man replied: "Yep, but no matter what we tried, with our arthritis, we still couldn´t get the damn jar open!"
ja rockchict är snyggt. Kate moss hanterar ju den stilen oerhört bra =)
Hahaha!!! Den var bra!! S
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Ha ha ha ho hoo :-)
Gud så mycket skratt du bjuder på!
Först den här roliga historien sen din kommentar på min blogg, där du skrev att hunden dragit ner kjolen! Vilken grej :-)) DET måste verkligen ha varit pinsamt.
Ha en underbar dag!
Men grundproblemet? Varför ville han räkna de små liven? Tanten verkar ju gammal, med tank på löständerna.
He he he Tack gör ett gott skratt.....fniss fniss
härligt,,,mer sånt :)
undrar om NÅN I VÄRLDEN tänkte på att det var burken han menade ??????